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Drugs Demotivational Poster

IF YOU SUSPECT - ... you have one in your neighbourhood, immediately contact the local Humane Society.

TAGS: dogs drugs
Rating: 4.61/5

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MissPriss - February 5, 2013, 3:38 pm
Yep and may I suggest you use "colours" when you spell Canada, come on what's that all aboot?
ughomer - February 5, 2013, 12:03 pm
Hmmmmm... "neighbourhood" suggests this poster originated in C - eh,n - eh d - eh. Just saying...

DRUGS - How Many Did He Take? Enough To Kill Two and A Half Men

TAGS: sheen drugs
Rating: 4.78/5

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Snowman1944 - March 20, 2011, 5:35 am
As funny as it is unfortunate. :|
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 20, 2011, 3:11 am
So you're saying he's not winning at all?
Julesagain - March 20, 2011, 1:09 am
Navytron is winning! Like Charlie Sheen is winning.
TheTrashHeap - March 17, 2011, 11:50 am
There is NO political aspect to any of this. Stop trying to make everything political! there is an entire empty site called politifake for that.
RonE - March 17, 2011, 4:56 am
I don't normally comment but that BS about TEA party idolizing this F-tard... pure absolute liberal bullshit.
navytron89 - March 16, 2011, 11:38 pm
I think Sheen has fried his synapses. He did too many hookers and blow. It's damaged his brain and he's too damaged to ever be considered "sane". What's disgusting is that TEA Party Patriots idolize this guy. WTF?? I guess their oyster-crackers too!
tellitlikeitis - March 16, 2011, 8:07 pm
All I can say is poor, lost Charlie... what a shame.
FreeGunsForAll - March 16, 2011, 7:18 pm
He took a double dose of himself, then a little more.
TheOne - March 16, 2011, 4:34 pm
Double - March 16, 2011, 3:17 pm
Made me laugh thanks
Double - March 16, 2011, 3:17 pm
Made me laugh thanks
JMcK - March 16, 2011, 2:43 pm
Nice and sweet man 5L a good lunch laugh

CRYSTAL METH - It Will Destroy Your Looks & Turn You Into An Animal.

TAGS: meth drugs animal life
Rating: 4.43/5

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dslohand - August 26, 2012, 7:38 pm
HUMMMMMMM I just might have dated thats mom. Maybe, probibly...it was long ago. 5 good frights though
falloutghoul - July 25, 2012, 8:46 pm
What the...I don't even...

DISAPPOINTMENT - Because, in life, there are no free crack giveaways.


TAGS: pacman drugs music games hammy
Rating: 4.79/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 9:51 pm
Well played sir.
Greeny - March 1, 2011, 8:08 pm
and posting things

ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL OR WEAPONS ? - No thank you officer, we have everything we need .

TAGS: drugs alcohol weapons thanks officer
Rating: 4.88/5

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Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:26 pm
Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:23 pm
Warning I'm about to make an unmanly post about how much I like this...

BAT COUNTRY - We Cant Stop Here

TAGS: fear and loathing las vegas drugs lsd
Rating: 3.1/5

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rerun - February 13, 2010, 10:06 pm

kinda like your avitar?
ThatGuy - February 13, 2010, 9:58 pm
Wow.... really original

LSD - It's kicking in, Mabel!

TAGS: women drugs lsd humor cars driving
Rating: 3.28/5

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BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:41 pm
Glade this made it to the hall of fame!!! Most excellent poster...party on Garth
Produceman117 - November 12, 2009, 5:16 am
Hall of Fame. I'm honored.
Briton of Rose - November 12, 2009, 4:30 am
One more vote and it's off to the Hall of Fame! Get the lead out, Mabel!
Krissie - September 15, 2009, 9:16 pm
Friday night trouble bound...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:16 am
OMG, Porcelina, that is awesome! I wish I had put it in the poster. :)
Porcelina - October 15, 2008, 9:30 pm
I can tell, Patty! You're steering my toaster!
Dustin Marthington - October 6, 2008, 12:06 am
so many times that i've thought that exact same thing Tony.
Tony - September 30, 2008, 4:14 pm
Funny and Clever. No wonder it's not high up in the rankings!
GoForthAndDie - September 20, 2008, 7:00 am
One of the best things on this site. Props.
RONSART - August 13, 2008, 7:51 pm
5 STARS!...
Agamemnon - July 13, 2008, 1:57 pm
VERY clever!

STONER CLAUS - Wishes you a Merry Christmas!

It's a beautiful day -

DRUGS AND ALCOHOL - Because there isn't a scrub brush for the brain.

HEY - I got what you want

TAGS: mario shrooms drugs hey
Rating: 2.91/5

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zombiemanic - July 14, 2011, 8:57 pm
HAAHAHAH i saw something like this, on a youtube video before. -,- still funny


TAGS: canadian police search drugs fail
Rating: 4.59/5

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MissPriss - January 23, 2015, 8:24 pm
Oh be honest cannabal...you just love me for what I have hidden in my shed!
Cannabal - January 23, 2015, 6:16 pm
MissPriss - January 12, 2015, 10:02 pm
Thanks Mr. Gary, but, what did you think 'bout the poster?
MissPriss - January 12, 2015, 10:01 pm
Thanks from the Great White North 'sod.
GaryO - January 10, 2015, 8:26 am
Oldsod - January 10, 2015, 7:15 am
COOOOOO, loo-coo-coo-cu-coo-coo-coo; COOOOOO, loo-coo-coo-cu-coo-coo-coo! 5 cases of Elsinore, eh?

HOOKAH - For the serious smoker

TAGS: smoke drugs funny
Rating: 1.98/5

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Elder God Douchebag - February 14, 2009, 9:38 pm
I take it you refer to Hashish?
Cwalda - February 14, 2009, 9:31 pm
Sheesha (or however it's written in English). :-D


TAGS: sheen drugs sitcoms autumnspirit
Rating: 3.3/5

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Bull - March 25, 2011, 1:21 am
was funny the first time I saw it. #131001



TAGS: drugs bad
Rating: 4.47/5

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MONEY LAUNDERING - Well, of course that's what it means.

DRUGS - Dude, forget the dragons. There's a vortex in here.

REMEMBER KIDS - If someone offers you drugs, say thank you, they are expensive

LYSERGIC ACID DIETHYLAMIDE - Have a dose and a smile!

TAGS: lsd drugs humor bottles
Rating: 2.59/5

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Fatty - May 4, 2009, 1:52 pm
I can't stop smiling... some one please stop the ride, I want to get off!

THE SINS OF THE MOTHER - You Smoked What When You Were Pregnant With Me?

COKE PARTY - Taking it to the streets.

IN THE 1940'S - Folks knew what was important.

TAGS: beer food drugs
Rating: 4.72/5

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maoworks2 - December 23, 2011, 10:48 am
I Think They Got It Just Right !

Breaking Bad -

DRUGS AND ALCOHOL - Making bad decisions REALLY REALLY cool at the time

TAGS: tats drugs alcohol
Rating: 2.89/5

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Guest register to get an avatar - September 1, 2009, 1:21 pm
I'd say it's Sharpie
... - April 11, 2009, 2:26 pm
tattooed eyelids, inside of nostril, lips....I cant imagine the pain and i dont want to

ADDICT - I'm not what I ought to be, but thank God I'm not what I used to be

LSD - ^this picture is nothing like it

TAGS: lsd acid drugs fail
Rating: 1.62/5

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speedracer22 - January 10, 2012, 9:04 pm
did anyone notice thing in center?
Dougie - December 7, 2008, 5:37 am
Hunter S Thompson was not the father of LSD, while i do not know him personally, i respect him for what he stood for and how he led his life, it was actually Albert Hofmann who invented it. Tim Leary mearly sold "consciousness expansion" to the public. Hu
Phage - December 4, 2008, 4:38 am
Then you get into the person who introduced Dr. Thompson to LSD, because it was already big by the time he started due to the works of Mr. Leary.
... - December 4, 2008, 4:29 am
Thank you Hunter Thompson, our father of LSD.

SUPER MARIO - Teaching Kids About Drugs Since 1985


TAGS: encouragement drugs acholol violence
Rating: 3.84/5

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Faceplant31 - February 1, 2010, 1:29 pm
Chompers - September 18, 2009, 7:04 pm
Coke and whiskey have never hurt anyone.

THE BANANA SPLITS - Drooper,Bingo,Snorkey and Fleegle. More 70's kiddie fun sponsored by pot and LSD.

PARANORMAL PHENOMINA - When shit gets weird, without the aid of hallucinogenic drugs

PETE DOHERTY - Drugs have never looked so good.

SMOKING CRACK - Will make you go ape shit crazy!

DRUGS - One pill makes you big One pill makes you small What the heck just take them all

TAGS: drugs
Rating: 4.37/5

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maoworks2 - November 8, 2011, 6:35 pm
every morning !


TAGS: girls side burns sideburns punk grog drugs
Rating: 2.76/5

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Achie - May 7, 2009, 11:05 am
whats this poster saying..Girls have too much attitude already...throwing on all this bke shop Xmas tree decorations only makes the attitude look like a dumbass
HC-ftw - April 15, 2009, 10:50 am
Okay, two ugly bitches. But a girl with a hawk can look pretty fuckalicious I say. And I'm a straight girl...
Porcelina - March 25, 2009, 10:39 am
Porcelina - March 25, 2009, 10:38 am
If I try to read one more of ''purity''s comments I'm afraid my hear may explode x_x
Purity - March 25, 2009, 9:29 am
I gotta say... I do NOT fucking get why they do UGLY fucking piercings and those retarded sideburns and weird hair and piercings is my kinda style. Monroe piercings are THE FUGLIEST things EVER. And sadly, I like punkers but a lot of them are too doglike.
Wolfie - February 6, 2009, 10:26 am
Except maybe a girl without a fucked up face and the smile of a short bus reject

THE FIRST STEP - is admitting you have a drug problem

RITALIN - Because who has time to "watch" there kids

TAGS: drugs
Rating: 3.62/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:40 pm
Doesn't anyone know the difference between "there" and "their" anymore?
StewpudTater - June 25, 2011, 1:38 pm
As someone with ADD, let me say this: If your kid *actually* has ADD this is necessary for his/her on a medical basis. If your kid "has" ADD (Note the quotes) then that's another story.
Verdeckt - June 21, 2011, 5:28 pm
Maybe there's a comma missing after "watch". Nah, just kidding. Stay in school kids.
MPsniper - June 21, 2011, 4:58 pm
and really.... who has time to spell "their" correctly?

WHERE WILL YOU BE - When that acid-meth cocktail you took wears off?

TAGS: drugs
Rating: 3.63/5

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Derek - February 25, 2010, 4:28 pm
Rapidly coming up with a Norwegian version of the Lonely Goatherd.

MEXICO - Even God screws up sometimes.

TAGS: mexico cats dragons drugs america george bush
Rating: 2.3/5

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aluhick - December 18, 2010, 5:47 am
Count von Tofurkey - May 7, 2009, 11:42 pm
Chinga su madre putito and cram it, you racist shmuck. If I wanted bigoted ignorance and incoherent neo-Nazi blatherings I'd move to an isolated compound in Idaho: where you belong. Ass. Wolfie makes a good point, by the way.
Wolfie - April 9, 2009, 2:12 pm
Even if blatant racism is never ok, what REALLY makes you fail is the pixelated image. Seriously, is googling a pic really that hard?
SherlockHolmeboy - September 18, 2008, 10:52 pm
Pitch - July 21, 2008, 3:31 am
Looks like he screwed up your pic too.

The Gang -

LSD - This is your brain on acid...now, how many tabs would you like?

TAGS: lsd acid drugs illusions funny
Rating: 4.91/5

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Sensamilli - September 9, 2011, 12:54 am
How about 5 hit5.

WTF?!? - Some design engineers have waaaaaay too much time on their hands. Or drugs...

TAGS: time engineer fish drugs design
Rating: 3.86/5

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ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 4:09 am
Hey, what can I say, I'm a compulsive udder fluffer. This time is for real... later Mooooooooooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 4:04 am
I thought you went to bed.....aren't we friends? why you gotta play me like that?
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 3:53 am
Good luck on that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 3:49 am
wait, wait....there's a ballcock joke in here somewhere......I really need to make some friends.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 3:43 am
I'd feel weird having those fish watch me take a shit....at least my cellmates avert their eyes.

KE$HA - "Your Love Is My Drug... So Is Crack, And Meth, And Heroin..."

DRUGS AND SHOPLIFTING - Either way, I don't like the size.

TAGS: drugs shoplifting
Rating: 2.67/5

BREAKING NEWS - Sometimes you need see it to believe

TAGS: clon cannabis new york drugs
Rating: 2.65/5

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LegendInMyOwnPants - October 30, 2008, 7:10 am
Pretty easy photoshop job.

PROOF - This is your brain on drugs @ Colorado Cannabis Convention

ROOFIES - C16-H12-FN3-O3 it's that easy to get what you want

DRUGS - Don't take them

TAGS: drugs
Rating: 2.63/5

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BIBLE SHROOMS - Jesus is waiting he might be dressed like cookie monster

TAGS: bible drugs jesus god mushrooms
Rating: 2.49/5

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murderblade - January 9, 2009, 9:12 pm
i like this version better. after you read it you can talk to a burning bush and part the sea.
S8N - May 13, 2008, 12:09 am
no better use for the buybull
Sean - May 2, 2008, 1:38 pm
Twisted genius to this one. Great.

AMSTERDAM - Don't say we didn't warn you


TAGS: whitney drugs suicide sad
Rating: 4.64/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 3:16 pm
you're welcome my friend. coming back to the poster, looks like RP works like a charm here :)
maoworks2 - February 13, 2012, 3:02 pm
Hey Benice Thanks Again.Mao
maoworks2 - February 13, 2012, 10:30 am
So Much To Live For ?
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 9:01 pm
sad sad world indeed :)

DRUGS - Things got way too real man....

TAGS: drugs
Rating: 4.56/5

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GaryO - December 17, 2012, 8:02 pm
Good'n here, dog

TO SLEEP - Perchance to dream.

IT WAS THEN - that Mary started to reconsider her use of psychotropic pharmaceuticals.

TAGS: drugs tv okami
Rating: 4.29/5

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briantoo - May 31, 2011, 9:09 am
...and almost just in time, too...
Greeny - May 29, 2011, 12:00 pm

THINKING WITH YOUR STOMACH - Seems as though the Mexicans have come up with a cost effective and delicious solution. to all their problems

PSYCHIATRISTS - A Fancy Name for Glorified Drug Dealers.

TAGS: psychiatrist doctors medication drugs
Rating: 3.71/5

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Swampfox - April 3, 2013, 8:00 pm
And the gang that protects them. The FDA
GaryO - April 3, 2013, 3:35 pm
Man, you guys have all the luck. Here I am, stuck with a naturopathic shrink.
maoworks2 - April 3, 2013, 2:11 pm
Got The Same Thing .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:08 pm
After I asked mine if the prescribed meds were going to help me, he said quote, "I don't know, but we're going to find out." And I'm thinking, WTF?
maoworks2 - April 3, 2013, 1:55 pm
Tell Me About It !

DRUGS - Nah, He always shakes like that!

TAGS: drugs
Rating: 3.29/5

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TAGS: loser drugs your mom
Rating: 5/5

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a551nvader - November 27, 2010, 9:42 pm
fun girl at a good party
rerun - November 22, 2010, 8:39 pm

the fact I am even close is kinda scary
sparky444 - November 22, 2010, 8:20 pm
That's some funny ass shit
tellitlikeitis - November 22, 2010, 8:14 pm
Too funmy RR. It's more likely closer to Star Trek slippers though.
rerun - November 22, 2010, 7:57 pm

Can I have your recliner & star wars slippers?
Reality Lord - November 22, 2010, 7:55 pm

oh gees....i am sooooo dead....credit to tellitlikeitis for help. gulp!
tellitlikeitis - November 22, 2010, 7:36 pm


DRUGS - Turning beauties into beasts! Don't do them...ok?

TAGS: drugs
Rating: 4.3/5

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forseti - May 20, 2010, 6:18 pm
Amy wasn't a beauty at any time... 5 Lionshits

EMO'S - Everybody needs some drugs in their life

TAGS: emo colorful drugs
Rating: 3.81/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - May 5, 2011, 6:32 pm
nothing emo ...anymore
jamj3staj - April 18, 2011, 9:08 am
agreed, everybody does, but theres nothing emo about this girl.. nice try tho


TAGS: disclaimer big pharma drugs
Rating: 3.47/5

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glockfanusa - January 3, 2012, 2:26 am
Let me try this. Head. Crack. Crackhead. Headcrack. Ok lets see what gets cencored.
glockfanusa - January 3, 2012, 2:25 am
They seriously censored the word crackheads? What is that offensive to drug addicts or something. When did useing the term crackhead for thieveing losers breaking into your house because they are to lazy or high to get a job become political incorrect?
glockfanusa - January 3, 2012, 2:22 am
When used against scumbag crackheads breaking into your home side effects may include LIFE.
culos - March 3, 2011, 11:46 am
one every two seconds? dang! you must be clumsy, one should do the trick....
kotazo - March 3, 2011, 11:35 am
that's the only cure for stupidity. Take one every 2 seconds for a whole minute, right in the forehead.
pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am
it comes with a special "syringe", and gets injected straight to the brain
agdaniele - October 18, 2010, 12:47 am
Depends on what method of delivery you pick.
Cubbybear - October 18, 2010, 12:40 am
I wonder if you take this orally or rectally?
agdaniele - October 18, 2010, 12:03 am
Looks like the package was tampered with... it may not be sanitary.
jameswnash - October 18, 2010, 12:00 am
a bullet suppository? What ever you do, don't fart

LSD - When you know you've had enough

WHOA! - The colors! What was in that dog food? Dude, who cares?

Addiction -

TAGS: facebook snort drugs addiction
Rating: 4.88/5

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JesusWept - February 11, 2014, 2:49 pm
Thanks guys :)
MissPriss - February 11, 2014, 2:42 pm
And yet another reason I don't do Facebook...5L'd that one Jesus.
ughomer - February 11, 2014, 3:18 am
Bwa-ha-ha-ha! Priceless, JW!

ARRESTED MEXICAN DRUG BOSS - Serves him right! I would have quit after I made a few of those stacks.

STEROIDS - Is it really worth it?

SNOZZBERRIES - They Taste Like Snozzberries (and bullet resistant woven pollymers)



TAGS: carted dea drugs
Rating: 4.76/5

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DonPandon - May 31, 2011, 9:17 am
Mexico? Italy?
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 2:15 pm

hey...what flag is this supposed to be?
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 1:53 pm

cosi vero

drugs -

I HATE - People who take drugs... Especially Police and Customs officers


TAGS: do as i say drugs
Rating: 4.13/5

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KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:30 pm
poor thing
Iconoclast - January 31, 2012, 3:36 pm
Absolutely. No to drugs. Yes to everything else.
mariand - January 31, 2012, 3:20 pm
You know, it's a saying in my country, similar with this, but refered to priests: "Do what the priest say's, not what the priest does"

L.S.D. - It Makes You Believe Radishes Are Weapons

TAGS: mario bros love drugs
Rating: 3.4/5

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Kyronic - May 20, 2012, 6:04 pm
L.S.D. Makes You Believe Turnips Are Radishes
R.S.Jake - January 19, 2010, 12:09 pm

MOMS - Keeping your neighborhood dealer in business since 1996

TAGS: drugs mom
Rating: 3.36/5

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DUDE... - I think the drug is starting to take effect.


PCP - And its effects.

TAGS: venom drugs pcp spiderman
Rating: 2.5/5

COCAINE GUITARS... - The hit of the party since 1952.

TAGS: drugs
Rating: 2.36/5

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lol - January 18, 2009, 10:22 pm
Says a fag who cant play guitar most likely.
Bulgy McPackage - July 31, 2008, 3:00 pm
Does this mean guitarists in speed metal bands think they're just strumming at a moderate mellow tempo?

"DURGS" - You have had way to many

DRUGS - Who wants to meet their cartoon heroes?


TAGS: drugs gangs war youth stupidity
Rating: 4.9/5

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Greybeard - January 7, 2013, 9:25 pm
: ) Thank You.
MissPriss - January 7, 2013, 11:23 am
And I offer you the sign of the 5L.

Infertility -

TAGS: bob marley drugs nine children
Rating: 4.6/5

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Cannabal - July 1, 2014, 7:32 am
Kind of ironic when you think about it--spiders getting caught in a web of sorts.
MissPriss - June 19, 2014, 3:40 pm
When Bobbie died, the medical examiner found 27 different species of spiders in his hair. NOT just 27 spiders. So, if you don't like spiders, don't do drugs. Or at the very least, brush your hair once a phuckin' day !


OVER THE COUNTER HEROIN - When Bayer was just HORSING around...

SUPER SHROOMS - They make you feel like a bigger man.

WHISKY AND CIGARETTES - Admit it, it looks fucking SEXY...

VICODEN - It makes even Dr. House jump for joy

TAGS: house drugs happy
Rating: 2.75/5

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rerun - October 21, 2009, 3:38 pm

He was probably on it when he made the poster
Paranoid - October 21, 2009, 3:37 pm
You misspelled Vicodin, you putz.

COCAINE - Better than airplane glue.

TAGS: drugs
Rating: 2.22/5

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DURGS - You ask why, I say look around.

TAGS: drugs
Rating: 1.79/5

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Lex - May 21, 2009, 4:24 pm
Taste the rainbow...wait...maybe i'm thinking of the wrong thing
Achie - May 6, 2009, 8:39 pm
sooo, puurdy colors
booby - April 29, 2009, 2:53 pm
its drugs stupid D-R-U-G-S, drugs
rerun - January 22, 2009, 8:23 pm

Kinda looks like my daily regime. Really sucks too
Shelby - January 6, 2009, 9:48 pm
Highlord - September 1, 2008, 2:10 pm
And what's this "One of Everything"?
RnR - July 31, 2008, 1:33 pm
durgs.. much more retarding then drugs
Rob - June 13, 2008, 2:44 am
Durgs? wow, I dunno what language that is, but I've never heard of taking "durgs"
Brian - June 9, 2008, 8:56 am
here comes the tunnel




RELIGION - A mind blowing concept.

REDUNDANCY - Please discontinue use if you experience suicidal thoughts or actions..... Makes sense

DON'T FORGET THE ASTERISK - Because steroids will only get you so far in baseball, after that you have nowhere else to go but down

DRUGS - Without Question The End Is Terrible But the Ride Sure Is Great

DRUGS! - And They Say They Are Bad For You.